South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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