FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
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yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
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I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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