Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
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