Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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