But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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