Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
God, I missed his penis.
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