is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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