After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
He felt like a one man threesome
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
He better not be in your backpack
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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