Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
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as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
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Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
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