69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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