Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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