Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
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I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
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Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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