doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
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I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
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My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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