I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
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I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
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Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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