jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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