D3 body, D1 cock
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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