Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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