I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
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I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
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At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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