does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
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Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
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yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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