Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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