My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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