I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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