I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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