If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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