so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
how do flat chested girls get laid?
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i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
should my penis look like a turkey
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
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I think your dad took our porno
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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