love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Don't make out with my wife yet
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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