Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
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She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
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there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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