If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
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