I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Randomize
