Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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