Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
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im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
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Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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