Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
tell me about the fingering
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