I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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