like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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