If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
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I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
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So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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