You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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