$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Every concussion has its silver lining
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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