i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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