Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
How external is "for external use only"?
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Randomize
