so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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