Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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