I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
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Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
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Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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