i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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