I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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