How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
The air taste purple.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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