Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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