At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
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My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
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I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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