just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
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Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
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My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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