you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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