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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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