I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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