Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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