it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
FUCK WHALES
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