I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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