just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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