I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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