My room smells like vodka and shame
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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