So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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